Wednesday, December 24, 2008

today is december 24th

december 24th
is the third day of hannukah,
and christmas eve
im not sure when quanza and ead are so happy holidays to all.
it doesnt really feel like christmas
its too eary round here
i cant feel the christmas cheer
i hope i will later
GUESS WHAT I JUST WATCHED FOR THE FIRST TIME ?!
jizz in my pants
fucking halarious.

happy christmas, hannukkah, ead, quanza and ramadan !

Sunday, December 14, 2008

in three days

i will be one year older than i was last december 17th

for my birthday i want,
100 youtube subs
the LOL cats book
these boots
money for things*
a collab with like the epic youtubers i love so dearly
my mum to let me stay at a cousin's for three days


sadly,
my wishlist is way too unrealistic


*things like a piercing, a new bra and socks




seeing as i havent gotten anything pierced other than my earlobes
i havent gotten a new bra since last january
& its canada, you cant go wrong with REALLY warm socks

Friday, December 12, 2008

hello

it is december the 12th
i need to do loads of things
but still
i sprained my ankle
by the way
and i hop everywhere cause im dumb and didnt bother going to the hospital to get kruches

umm
i had a point
but i forget
suck.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

alligators made of dynamite

check it

essay

im starting my essay
i figured, hey an hour a paragraph id be fine
just started
and man
im bored already
fuck man,
i hate essays
especially the ones that dont use personal pronouns,
jeez.
i need to be more productive

Saturday, December 6, 2008

your average adam

according to kiara,
his mum passed away
im sorry.
loads of love,
jacqueline.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

beedle the bard

i want it.
comes out today
i wont get it till monday probably

Monday, December 1, 2008

stolen off j0ames.

1. What's your name?
Jacqueline

2. What is your favorite thing to wear?
humungo tshirts, the end.

3. Last thing you ate?
the best tasting granola bar on the face of the planet

4. One place you will NEVER eat at?
a place where theres dead bugs in their food

5. I say Shotgun, you say:
im sorry !

6. Last person you hugged?
nikki sanders

7. Does anyone you know wanna date you?
shut the front door.

8. Would you date anyone you met online?
depends,
maybe if we were like really close
and met IRL all the time

9. Name something you like physically about yourself:
my forearms arent too skinny, too scarred up and too hairy, just right (:

10. The last place you went out to dinner to?
umm asian mall ?
sushi,
yes.

11. Who is your best friend?
at the moment ?
loads man.

12. What time of the day is it?
evening

13. Who/What made you angry today?
my period

14. Baseball or Football?
football
baseballs boring

15. Ever gone skinny dipping?
yes...

16. Favorite type of Food?
all.
food is my friend

17. Favorite holiday:
christmas or halloween
christmas is snow, fun, food, presents and birthdays
and halloween is like insane candy and an excuse to dress like an idiot

18. Do you download music:
yeah,
i dont see the harm

19. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
as long as their not wet

20. Opinion of Chinese symbol tattoos?
if i could read it
and get others to clarify it was right

21. Would you date the person who posted this?
james ?
probably
hottie with an accent ;)
WOOT :P

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
i wish
WAIT
does the lead singer from boys like girls count if he was like
'this ones for you sexy audience member who yelled like crazy for us before the show at the side' count ?

23. Do you love anyone?
family
and some friends ( the way that close friends love another )

24. Are colored contact lenses sexy?
i have em,
it really depends on the day

25. Have you ever bungee jumped?
vant to

26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting?
this i wouldnt do
i would drown
considering i cant swim all that well

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
unfortunately yes,
fucking pedo.

28. How many pets do you have?
umm two hermit crabs

29. Have you met a real redneck?
why yes
was hilarious by the way

30. How is the weather right now?
cold
very

31. What are you listening to right now?
'Hannah Montana... don't hate me :'('
that answer was from the original i stole this off of
ironically
i WAS
but i JUST changed it
the summer set ftw (:

32. What is your current favorite song?
welcome to youtube
by bo burnham

33. What was the last movie you watched?
madagascar 2

34. Do you wear contacts?
neigh

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
school

36. What are you afraid of?
spiders
pedos
cereal killers
and loosing those i hold closely

37. How many piercings have you had?
just my earlobes
hoping for lip and belly button
maybe even tounge if im in the daredevil mood

38. What piercings do you want?
read above

39. What's one thing you've learned this year?
god is almighty.

40. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
i get a frappuchino in a bottle

41. What Magazines are you reading?
teen vouge

42. Have you ever fired a gun:
cap guns, yes.

43. Are you missing someone?
my graduating class

44. Favorite TV show?
hannah montana, jon and kate plus 8, friends and greys anatomy

45. Do you have an obession with WoW?
no
i think id get addicted if i started

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
nicole whats her face from the pussy cat dolls
unfortunately, i think that their insanely wrong

47. What celeb do you look like?
umm ill look like me
when i become a celeb

48. Who would you like to see right now?
youtubers.

49. Favorite movie of all time?
juno

50. Do you find yourself loved?
by my cousins

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't suppose to?
always

52. Favorite smell?
firewood

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?
buttered

54. What's something that really bugs you?
people who think/ try too hard to be scene(or anything theyre not) when theyre not
& when people sing along with songs after theyve been told not to; there was probably a good reason

55. Do you like Michael Jackson?
umm is that a ploy to get me into his car ?

56. Taco Bell or Burger King?
taco bell.

57. What's your favorite perfume?
fantasy, britney spears
to die for

58. Favorite baseball team?
am i supposed to say the blue jays ?

59. Ever call a 1-900 phone number?
is that like 1-800 ?

60. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?
24 hours plus

61. Last time you went bowling?
ummm long time ago
i sort of suck
i wanna go though,
wanna ?

62. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
on the armrest of a chair in the lobby of a hotel in virginia

63. Who was your last phone call?
my cousin

64. Last time you were at work?
i dont ?

65. What's the closest orange object to you?
the print of the words on the 'we will rock you' programme cover on my desk